I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
At your next miniature feast you can serve miniature appetizers and be the envy of all your miniature friends.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!