Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
There isn't a single cookie in this basket that I don't want as a friend.
That is one tiny, balanced meal!
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!