There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
I love all the signs of Spring everywhere. The birds chirping, the flower buds, the indiscriminate eating of sweets in broad daylight.
There isn't a single cookie in this basket that I don't want as a friend.
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
"Look Ma, No Pants!"
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