As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!