The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
Eat them or burn them, eggs are a magical food.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Someday I'm gonna catch me one of them sugar birds who lays Cadbury Mini Eggs and I'm going to keep it captive and secret so I can eat the chocolatey goodness all year round and NO I'M NOT SHARING.
Available at: Kitty Baby Love http://kittybabylove.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1&zenid=0075e3b9a641dab649c1d1549f0d9dc6 ($3 each)
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!