I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.
I wish my lunch would bring me balloons and show me its belly button more often. It would make eating at my desk every day a little less boring.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
That is one tiny, balanced meal!
Why shouldn't your breakfast look like it came from a magical garden?
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!