Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!
Why shouldn't your breakfast look like it came from a magical garden?
I wish my lunch would bring me balloons and show me its belly button more often. It would make eating at my desk every day a little less boring.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
I could eat eggs with every meal, this doesn't have to be a morning only accessory.
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!