We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!