You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!