As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
Hand crafted, colorful, useful, fierce!
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!