I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
At your next miniature feast you can serve miniature appetizers and be the envy of all your miniature friends.
I could eat eggs with every meal, this doesn't have to be a morning only accessory.
I wish my lunch would bring me balloons and show me its belly button more often. It would make eating at my desk every day a little less boring.