As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Real crystal rock geodes take way too long to form. You can make these on your own in no time!
There isn't a single cookie in this basket that I don't want as a friend.
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!