I'd wear these earrings out to get hammered and hope to meet a Norse god of my own.
Elegance, thy name is Longcat!
Just what you need to start your day!
Available at: Alliesminis http://www.etsy.com/listing/61705455/egg-and-toast-breakfast-earrings ($9)
Available at: Exhileration http://www.etsy.com/listing/61094757/blueberry-muffin-earrings ($7)
Not as annoying but just as cute as the real Navi.