Available at: Exhileration http://www.etsy.com/listing/61094757/blueberry-muffin-earrings ($7)
Bow down and say "RA-MEN!"
Not as annoying but just as cute as the real Navi.
Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.
You don't need giant wings to fly in your own way.
Available at: Missonyx http://www.etsy.com/listing/31310973/happy-white-felt-cloud-earrings ($8)