Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.
May the odds be ever in your favor. three finger salute
People have to lean in real close to your ears to see that these are precious macarons. Make sure it's the right people leaning in close.
You're looking mighty foxy today. Something about your ears...
Available at: Exhileration http://www.etsy.com/listing/61094757/blueberry-muffin-earrings ($7)
Bow down and say "RA-MEN!"
We all have a little angel and devil whispering in our ears, sometimes one a little more loudly than the other. (Pipe down, devil!)