Elegance, thy name is Longcat!
Available at: Alliesminis http://www.etsy.com/listing/61705455/egg-and-toast-breakfast-earrings ($9)
You don't need giant wings to fly in your own way.
Cheep cheep but not super cheap.
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.
Look out Pac Man! There are three ghosts right on your tail!