I'm sure there's a way to make a drinking game out of watching Doctor Who. Make sure to have plenty of ice on hand.
This is a classy step up from the spodi we drank in college, that's for sure! Think of all the delicious melon-tinged beverages you could serve out of this baby! I'd fill it with champagne and a little triple sec and the juice from the melon and I'd sit back and sigh deeply with contentment.