Cotton candy is pretty much just a snack kids eat at the fair, right? I always thought so. Oh how wrong I was! I know what I'm serving at my next party!
We all knew he had another, more useful purpose.
How many ways can you enjoy a cup of hot chocolate? ALL THE WAYS!
Optimism will get you drunk only half as fast. What a rip off.
As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.