As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
Cotton candy is pretty much just a snack kids eat at the fair, right? I always thought so. Oh how wrong I was! I know what I'm serving at my next party!
How many ways can you enjoy a cup of hot chocolate? ALL THE WAYS!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
We all knew he had another, more useful purpose.
You're always hogging all the cups!