I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?
Now I'm not saying a boy can't enjoy a pink cake covered with donuts and sprinkles, but if we're gonna follow hetero-normative social gender constructs, it's pretty clear who this cake is for.
Eating a whole box of donuts usually isn't something to be proud of but I think we can forgive it this once.
I hope you've got a bunch of friends to share your birthday with. Otherwise someone is just out to ruin you.
At first I was kinda grossed out by the weird tumor lumps on top of these donuts and then I saw that they are kitty ears and I squeed. True story!
In Japan they don't mess around with their sweets. Even Krispy Kreme gets in on the holiday action. I wonder if the snowmen are cream filled.
Though I cannot in good conscience condone the drinking of straight ahead milk, I do love the sprinkle rim on this cup and miniature donut garnish. It's got a head start on dipping itself.