Eating a whole box of donuts usually isn't something to be proud of but I think we can forgive it this once.
I don't know how this magical appliance works but I do know I need one.
Now I'm not saying a boy can't enjoy a pink cake covered with donuts and sprinkles, but if we're gonna follow hetero-normative social gender constructs, it's pretty clear who this cake is for.
I hope you've got a bunch of friends to share your birthday with. Otherwise someone is just out to ruin you.
I want so very badly for this pancake candle to smell like freshly cooked pancakes complete with fresh melting butter. Are there candles that just smell like butter? Maybe Paula Deen can branch out...
In Japan they don't mess around with their sweets. Even Krispy Kreme gets in on the holiday action. I wonder if the snowmen are cream filled.
I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?