I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?
I hope you've got a bunch of friends to share your birthday with. Otherwise someone is just out to ruin you.
Eating a whole box of donuts usually isn't something to be proud of but I think we can forgive it this once.
One little chocolate donut and a few gulps of milk sounds like just the right amount of sweet goodness to reward yourself for getting your taxes done. Go ahead, you deserve it.
Now I'm not saying a boy can't enjoy a pink cake covered with donuts and sprinkles, but if we're gonna follow hetero-normative social gender constructs, it's pretty clear who this cake is for.
Even donuts can get in on the Valentine trend with their sassy little sprinkles and saucy heart shape. Dunk them in your coffee quick, before it gets cold!
Though I cannot in good conscience condone the drinking of straight ahead milk, I do love the sprinkle rim on this cup and miniature donut garnish. It's got a head start on dipping itself.