Pride, breakfast and fashion, all rolled into one.

One little chocolate donut and a few gulps of milk sounds like just the right amount of sweet goodness to reward yourself for getting your taxes done. Go ahead, you deserve it.

Now I'm not saying a boy can't enjoy a pink cake covered with donuts and sprinkles, but if we're gonna follow hetero-normative social gender constructs, it's pretty clear who this cake is for.

In Japan they don't mess around with their sweets. Even Krispy Kreme gets in on the holiday action. I wonder if the snowmen are cream filled.

I hope you've got a bunch of friends to share your birthday with. Otherwise someone is just out to ruin you.

I want dozens of machines to make all my favorite foods in miniature form. Tiny food has no calories, right?