It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
Someday we'll be able to plug our iPods right into our fancy metallic skulls for real. Until now this will have to do.
Since I always have a book next to my bed, this wouldn't be the least bit out of place!