It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
Since I always have a book next to my bed, this wouldn't be the least bit out of place!
Someday we'll be able to plug our iPods right into our fancy metallic skulls for real. Until now this will have to do.