It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
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Or you could, you know, put the candy in a bowl. But what fun is that?
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
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Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
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