Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
Not only is this octopus sweet and cuddly but she's also helpful, especially when you're sick and you need a friend to snuggle and wipe your nose.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!