It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
Or you could, you know, put the candy in a bowl. But what fun is that?
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.