It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
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I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
Or you could, you know, put the candy in a bowl. But what fun is that?
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
Not only is this octopus sweet and cuddly but she's also helpful, especially when you're sick and you need a friend to snuggle and wipe your nose.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
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