Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
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Though I suspect you'd need a second scrubber to keep this scrubber clean, I'd be happy to have such a ray of sunshine adorning my sink.
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!