Though I suspect you'd need a second scrubber to keep this scrubber clean, I'd be happy to have such a ray of sunshine adorning my sink.
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It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
I am a sucker for a classic cable knit sweater. I've also been looking for dishes that match my clothing so I can sit on the couch and look like I'm just eating off my lap. Win/win!