This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
Thanksgiving is next week which of course means that we have to start thinking about what outfit is the most comfortable to eat a lot in and how many different types of mashed potatoes to make.
Elegance doesn't always have to be stodgy. It can also be whimsical and delightful!