Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
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Elegance doesn't always have to be stodgy. It can also be whimsical and delightful!
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.