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Mixing traditional china patterns is adorable, especially when you take it even further and mix them on one piece.
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.