Doing chores is so much easier when your tools are adorable and the soap smells nice and you have a cute apron on. Bring it, elephant! Those dishes will be done in no time!
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.