You've got it right there, egg salad and crisp lettuce are indeed the key to my sandwich happiness. Bonus points for a little horseradish mixed in and a slice of provolone. I've got a drool cleanup on aisle keyboard!
I have very little talent with a needle and thread, my stitches are never the right size, they aren't uniform or consistent. This is my kind of embroidery right here. I could spend hours placing sprinkles with tweezers. Bring it on.