My suburban house with a white picket fence isn't gritty and urban enough. I need to scum it up a little.
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
I like little simple touches of Hello Kitty here and there as opposed to an overwhelming kawaii avalanche. Subtle, understated, adorable.
Irises are hella masculine flowers.
Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?