Looks as though your literature is on the light and airy side.
Someday it will possible to live a life where everything you eat, drink, see and touch will have Hello Kitty on it.
Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!
Take out your frustration on the walls and expand your storage possibilities!
The amygdala has an especially tantalizing scent when singed.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
Having a giant dragon that's basically furniture is like a dream come true. Ride 'em cowboy!