I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
Rockets aren't just for little boys. Pretty much any couch could benefit from a little dramatic tension.
Stop gnawing on the lamp and go get yourself a proper snack.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
I'm all about snuggling up on the couch with all my favorite snacks!
Attach an RC motor to that baby and it can guide you through a dark house.
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