Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
I need a body of water near my house now so I can throw a party and light a bunch of these.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
Looks as though your literature is on the light and airy side.
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!