Irises are hella masculine flowers.
Someone has been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat.
I'm constantly zapping myself on doorknobs and applying endless lip balm because it's so dry in my house in the winter. If I had known they made humidifiers this adorable I would have gotten one ages ago!
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Decorating a bathroom is really hard when you're not into seashells or florals or rubber duckies. Draw your own shower curtain and make your bathroom super custom!
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!