I'm constantly zapping myself on doorknobs and applying endless lip balm because it's so dry in my house in the winter. If I had known they made humidifiers this adorable I would have gotten one ages ago!
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
Shhhhh, no one needs to know what Domo's hiding.
Having a giant dragon that's basically furniture is like a dream come true. Ride 'em cowboy!
Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
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