Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
Are there a couple of little Alice-like feet sticking out of that striped blue cup? Oh whimsy, you've done it again.
Rockets aren't just for little boys. Pretty much any couch could benefit from a little dramatic tension.
Attach an RC motor to that baby and it can guide you through a dark house.