There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
You can probably catch me, I'm the zombie-bread man!
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Who wouldn't love a pillow with their family on it? Amazing gift to pass down through generations!
Stop gnawing on the lamp and go get yourself a proper snack.
Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?