Stop gnawing on the lamp and go get yourself a proper snack.
Someone has been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat.
Aw, little dude, your nose is so cold! Come in for a little aquavit and a sit by the fire.
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!