Only the cutest rugs for me! My adorable pedicure will never touch a plain, boring floor.
I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
Aw, little dude, your nose is so cold! Come in for a little aquavit and a sit by the fire.
Someone has been playing a lot of Mortal Kombat.
A garland of warm little houses, perfect housewarming gift!
My suburban house with a white picket fence isn't gritty and urban enough. I need to scum it up a little.