I do not have a green thumb, in fact, it's like the thumb of death. This is one plant I could maybe, possibly keep looking fresh.
Mine would say "BRING IT."
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!
Take out your frustration on the walls and expand your storage possibilities!
You can probably catch me, I'm the zombie-bread man!
Rockets aren't just for little boys. Pretty much any couch could benefit from a little dramatic tension.
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!