Mine would say "BRING IT."
A great way to lay about with friends and hilariously crush your enemies!
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
I almost WANT to sleep on the floor so I can snuggle up to handsome Desmond!
I need a body of water near my house now so I can throw a party and light a bunch of these.