Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.