You're all tall and mighty now, but just wait until I take you down a couple notches when I'm drinking my tea.
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
How many ways can you enjoy a cup of hot chocolate? ALL THE WAYS!
Considering that cups spend most of their time on the shelf, show 'em off!
As much as I wish I could drink a liquified cupcake out of one of these every day, I'll settle for tea.