Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
Did you get a good shot of me doing a shot?
Do you prefer your coffee logical or a bit impulsive? Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Let's have a carbohydrate themed party where we eat whole loaves of garlic bread and knock back these little cups of mac & cheese like jello shots.
No more fighting over whose mug belongs to whom!
How many ways can you enjoy a cup of hot chocolate? ALL THE WAYS!
You're all tall and mighty now, but just wait until I take you down a couple notches when I'm drinking my tea.