I hope those snowflakes are edible. They look like they'd be a real chore to choke down.
You can't fool me, rice krispy treats! I see you under all that makeup, trying to masquerade as a cupcake. That's a low and dirty trick. You know I love you for what you really are with all of your buttery goodness. You don't have to pretend, be proud of who you are!
Oh love, love made of chocolate. You are so lovely. And peanuts, let's not forget you in your lovely warm, roasty glory. And caramel, you are gooey and sticky and round and sweet, thank you for doing what you do. These cupcakes are for you.