Everyone knows that corgis are the BEST dogs in the world. NO ARGUING! It's the absolute truth! Combine the best dog ever with what may be the best dessert ever and let's all be careful, we don't want to be dividing by zero here.
There was a girl in my high school creative writing class who would occasionally wear her mom's airbrushed Neil Diamond Denim vest to school. It was both the coolest and the dumbest thing ever. I was so jealous.