Have you ever seen such smooth, shapely fondant? This giant cupcake is like an immaculate drawing come to life. So round, so curvy, such enticing sprinkles. If you'll excuse me, I have a cake to seduce.
One of the saddest things about cupcakes is that they are not the most portable snacks. You kind of have to hope that there is a shop nearby when the craving strikes. But no more! Wrap up your sugary treat and take it with you anywhere!
I'm not sure if it's on purpose but the number 80 on this cake looks like it's made out of some magical fried potato concoction and it's singing to me! It must be my slow carb diet brain talking but somebody pass me the numbers and leave me be!
It's almost Spring, right? Why else would they be cranking up the air conditioning in here? It must be because we're expecting lots of flowers and sunshine and warm breezes, yes? This chance to use my office Snuggie must be a sign of good times ahead. More flowery cupcakes please.