Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.
This is about right. Mint ice cream does deserve to be dipped in gold and crowned as royalty.
I don't know about having multiple crown cups for your cupcakes. As far as I remember, the birthday boy and ONLY the birthday boy gets the crown!
I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.