Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
This would be perfect to while away the hours on a long trip. Make me one!
This hat is much like every other Totoro hat but for one thing. Wait for it, do you see it yet? Isn't it the BEST?
Available at: Diesel Sweeties http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/plush-all-hu-mans-red-robot-squishable ($34)
Totoro may not be great with chess strategy, but his heart's in it.
Bob-Omb is pretty much the cutest bomb out there. Having one in your pocket also serves as a reminder that you are, in fact, the bomb.
Having only one eye can't be much of a burden when you're this adorable!