You still have plenty of time to knit some cutie little friends for your Christmas tree! These guys will do nicely
Available at: Feltmates http://www.etsy.com/listing/61057362/lovebird-pincushion ($25)
Via: Craft http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2010/09/littlebirdsknitting_pattern.html
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.