You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
It's Kraken wine, don't worry about it.
Totoro is safe, he'll stay warm and cozy in his wee terrarium with his friends. No worries.
I bet she doesn't have a gold plated ant in a vial! You are now the best gift-giver ever.
I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!