You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!
It's Kraken wine, don't worry about it.
I bet she doesn't have a gold plated ant in a vial! You are now the best gift-giver ever.
Totoro is safe, he'll stay warm and cozy in his wee terrarium with his friends. No worries.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!