I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!
I bet she doesn't have a gold plated ant in a vial! You are now the best gift-giver ever.
You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!
Totoro is safe, he'll stay warm and cozy in his wee terrarium with his friends. No worries.
It's Kraken wine, don't worry about it.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.