I bet she doesn't have a gold plated ant in a vial! You are now the best gift-giver ever.
Totoro is safe, he'll stay warm and cozy in his wee terrarium with his friends. No worries.
In my house we are super class and always have a bottle of cheap, barely potable sparkling wine around. Do you think giant cork furniture will make us even classier?
I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!
You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!
It's Kraken wine, don't worry about it.
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.