Sorry sea star, I'm afraid you're not long for this world with big bad sharks all over the place.
It can't be easy knowing you're going to be eaten but these guys have it all figured out. They are happy to be of service. We could all learn a thing or two about altruism from these dudes.
Another etiquette question: When one is at afternoon tea, how long should one wait before eating the cup?
Everyone appreciates a sweet, edible thank you card!
There wouldn't be cookies in the first place without the science of baking. Celebrate it!
I'm sure these cookies are ridiculously overpriced for cookies, but I'm willing to bet they're incredibly affordable as compared to shoes that are nearly impossible to walk in. Eat that, Louboutin.
I bet the inside of my stomach is an impressionist's dream after I've eaten half a dozen of these babies.