Without including a face you can't accurately represent my frazzled demeanor when I attempt to bake cookies.
I think we should have a special ceremony where an elephant carries a newborn baby around the neighborhood in its trunk to introduce the kid to all the neighbors. It would be so friendly and exciting! These cookies are just the beginning.
The best thing about these cookies to me is the fact that they didn't turn over all the M&Ms to make them plain red. I see this as a sign of smart priorities. Just jam the chocolates on there as fast as you can because the sooner they're done, the sooner we can eat them!