You guys, that dogwood blossom, that gorgeous flower on the cookie, it's made of sugar!
You could pass this cookie down for generations!
Careful you don't try to munch on your laundry money there. They are very convincing.
You can't feel too bad about Christmas being over when you're this delicious. We appreciate all you do, Rudolph. Now let me nibble on your antlers.
That is one mighty large cookie you've got there, monster. Can you spare a nibble?
It's a cupcake. No, a cookie that looks like a cupcake. But a zombie cupcake, because it's green and has a bloody bite taken out of it. Do cookies that look like cupcakes have brains?
Why aren't we wrapping all our foods in wrappers with wee woodland creatures? I swear kids would eat asparagus if it had little squirrels on it. Adorbz!
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