The cookies, are they a lie?
Sometimes I get the urge to bake but I don't really like sweets so I have to pawn all the goodies off on my coworkers who REALLY don't mind. This is even easier than carting a giant bucket of cookies on the bus.
Do you long for the days of rainbow dolphins jumping majestically over candy pink waves on your trapper keeper? Thank goodness for Urban Outfitters!