Who, who, who has the softest lips?
I'm a sucker for old school ceramic match strikers. Updated for our modern nostalgia!
There isn't enough plastic around my cheese slices. Can I put them inside a plastic box too?
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
Coffee and a snack is all business around these parts. This is not casual Friday, make sure your break is attired properly.
Or you could, you know, put the candy in a bowl. But what fun is that?
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!