I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!
Someday I want to coat my whole arm in icing and dip it in a vat of sprinkles. I wouldn't know what to do next, sadly, once I'm thoroughly spackled with hardening icing and sugary bits. I wouldn't want to eat it, I just want to take pictures of it maybe and call myself "Ol' Donut Arm". I guess just a donut will do.
I can speak from experience when I say that having a super adorable apron to wear in the kitchen makes cooking and cleaning less of a chore. Knowing you look cute makes you feel cute and feeling cute just amps up the energy a bit. Then my roast chicken tastes even better.