When presented with a selection of cupcakes such as this, how on earth do you make a choice?! That little red rose in the front is calling to me, it's voice is sugary, soothing, seductive. "I look like embossed wallpaper, my rose looks like a real flower, don't you want a little taste?"
Is it a mousse cake? A torte? What is the shiny goodness on top? How did they get all those crazy designs inside? I want to cut all my cakes in curved slices! There is too much going on here, I can't focus!