You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!
These dudes will hold your stuff for you when you don't have anywhere to put it. And when you're not using them, they'll watch over your house for you. Win!
Black cameras are so boring. You'll never mix one of these up with your friends' cameras!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Real puppies slobber too much, this is perfect.
I wish I lived in a climate where we could dry our clothes outside. These little birdies will keep close watch over your drying unmentionables.