You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
Available at: Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Hamster-Japanese-Erasers-8-Pc/dp/B001EMYOEQ ($6 for 8)
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
Especially handy if you tend to think about home improvement while you're eating.
Available at: Luster Shop http://www.lustershop.com/shop-online/2010/9/17/happy-pills-necklace-with-moving-parts.html ($26)