Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
What does rainbow fudge taste like, I wonder. Not like chocolate, I'm sure. It looks like a delicious stack of Starburst. Mmmm fruity.
Now your real cat can chew on a fake cat instead of your phone. Outlook improving.
These cookies must hold the most incredible fortunes. Look how fancy they are! I bet they're going to tell me that I'm going to win a billion dollars and never have to work again! Don't worry though, I won't leave you!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!