Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
Beat the heat with some ice cream cuties on your head!
Available at: None Such Garden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50946349/tototl-the-quetzal-wool-felt-plush-doll ($100)
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
You can't very well stick a wick in a real egg, this is second best!
I'm sorry this isn't something you can buy, I just think it's beautiful and I thought you might like to look at it too!
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!