Is it a mousse cake? A torte? What is the shiny goodness on top? How did they get all those crazy designs inside? I want to cut all my cakes in curved slices! There is too much going on here, I can't focus!
Imagine waking up on Sunday morning after a super fun night out on the town for your friend's birthday. You're exhausted, you're sore, your voice is hoarse from proclamations of merriment, your hair smells funny and you still have one sock on. Now imagine that this donut appears on your nightstand. Feeling a bit better now? I thought so.