Who knows what's in those Lucky Charms marshmallows anyway? Just make your own and you won't have to dig through the box for them!

Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!

Once upon a time, sugar came in cubes or not cubes, brown or white. Now there are wondrous selections of accoutrements for your tea or coffee. Enough to suit any sweet tooth! It really is a wonderful world.

It's gotta be someone's birthday somewhere, right? Let's eat cake in celebration!

Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?

What does rainbow fudge taste like, I wonder. Not like chocolate, I'm sure. It looks like a delicious stack of Starburst. Mmmm fruity.

Now your real cat can chew on a fake cat instead of your phone. Outlook improving.