The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!
Don't you want some cupcakes? You do, don't you? But you need money for cupcakes! Put your money in here and you will remember exactly what it is you're saving for.
Careful you don't try to munch on your laundry money there. They are very convincing.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
I'm pretty sure this is what Roger Rabbit carries his change in.