You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
Don't burn your hands, just burn your enemies with your sweet yet evil glare!
What? I like a lot of cream in my coffee.
Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".
This giraffe is too sleepy! You'd think that being part of a coffee drink would keep one peppy, but evidently this guy could do with an extra shot or two.
Each mustache has its own personality, just like every morning has its mood. Make sure they match up when you're drinking your coffee.
What else are you supposed to do while your coffee is cooling enough to drink?