Just give in to Big Brother. There is no other way.
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
Some people are seriously serious about where their coffee comes from. No question of provenance when you grow it yourself!
What? I like a lot of cream in my coffee.